This list was submitted by DePressED on Monday, April 30th, 2012 at 7:58 PM PDT for The May 2012 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Robin Gibb | May 20th, 2012 | 62 |
8 | Hal David | September 1st, 2012 | 91 |
7 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Tony Martin | July 30th, 2012 | 98 |
5 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
4 | Richard Attenborough | August 24th, 2014 | 90 |
3 | Javier de Cuellar | March 4th, 2020 | 100 |
2 | Patty Andrews | January 30th, 2013 | 94 |
1 | George Jones | April 26th, 2013 | 81 |
28 points | 4 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999