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This list was submitted by DePressED on Monday, April 30th, 2012 at 7:58 PM PDT for The May 2012 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
8Hal David September 1st, 201291
7Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
6Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
5Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
4Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
3Javier de CuellarMarch 4th, 2020100
2Patty AndrewsJanuary 30th, 201394
1George JonesApril 26th, 201381
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999