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The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Ed Asner

Ed Asner has been played on 542 lists all-time, including 26 in this game.

#ListPlayerStiffsPoints
1memorialparkranger2memorialparkrangermemorialparkranger213
2Better Dead RedsReaperMadnessReaperMadness212
3Simon says......DIE!!!!!Big GuyBig Guy212
4The Dirt Bath 500, redotoddjlyonstoddjlyons29
5Sleddog 3sleddogsleddog26
6Well nobody died did they? #3ArchangelArchangel110
7Joe G TwoJoe GJoe G18
8Just get it over with Zsa ZsaCosmo UndergroundCosmo Underground18
9memorialparkranger1memorialparkrangermemorialparkranger18
10Another List That's DOAGrouchoHarpoChicoDeadoGrouchoHarpoChicoDeado17
11Death is so finalalohabeerguyalohabeerguy17
12FlatlinersCardiac ArrestedCardiac Arrested14
13!!!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADY 2AlbrechtAlbrecht00
14American Ayholes - 2013Ranger275Ranger27500
15Assman's Stiff List 2013AssmanAssman00
16Back to black and whiteSwineSwine00
17Death would be a blessingChris GoulartChris Goulart00
18Go Ahead and DIE Already!Chris GoulartChris Goulart00
19Jokin and CroakinJokin and CroakinJokin and Croakin00
20LisaHerbHerb00
21Not So Fuckin' Funny Now, Is It?humanmealhumanmeal00
22Say Goodbye to HollywoodPIke66PIke6600
23The 70's Are DeadDead Already?Dead Already?00
24The Mayans were wrong...Chris GoulartChris Goulart00
25Turner'sList2013Jack turnerJack turner00
26You're Dead to Me XII: The "Oh, Mary!" Edition (I meant to add Carl Reiner to this one, does it count?)Nick ‘n BethNick ‘n Beth00

Guess the stiff · died 2000

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.