Don Rickles has been played on 407 lists, including 44 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Of Corpse You're Dead 4Shoeguy630
2.they gone 3fouriikc428
3.VarsityTitle 9421
4.Fredo Let's go FishingFredo let's go fishing420
5.Dario's Dead ListDario Barbalinardo416
6.bye-bye 03 (lots o' Charlie)TenPaces326
7.It's Not Heaven and Not IowaFredo let's go fishing322
8.Death Wish 2016DeathWish320
10.pisco 13theappointment318
11.all gomers die of somethinglindbergh316
12.Crimes and Misdemeanorslucky punk316
13.Death Pool Gambler 2016aDeath pool gambler219
14.Entertainers and Personalitiesthedeadmanshand216
15.JMD - Slow Descent to PurgatoryMr Wonderful215
16.JNS buttercupdevilsangel214
17.Just Die AlreadyDirtyDESDAVE213
18.Sen 1Mr Sen212
19.Stiff Breeze returns 2Captain Chaos 08212
20.vertical smilesFootwedge212
21.Stop taking up all the oxygenChris Goulart211
22.HAPPY DEATH DAYThe rebel.29
23.Mix & Matchhumanmeal28
24.bye-bye 01 (Mary helped)TenPaces27
26.!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE 3Albrecht25
27.That's a beautiful list right there...Embalmination8110
28.Daves Dead DicksDirtyDESDAVE19
29.Empty Bucket ListZombie Dirt Rider19
30.I'm Walkin'Pozzo19
31.Sweetie's ChoiceDingus919
33.God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and WomenTwisted Freak17
34.DEAD BEETSHeart Stopper14
35.Dead From The Waist DownUSER0151514
36.Bone Appetit! Monsieur Jacques P. & Paula "pass the butter" D.bonevoyage13
38.Pine Box Patrol - 2016Ranger27512
39.CHAD - Jim Jim Jimmy, Jim Jim Jimmy, Jim Jim Jimmy!CHAD00
41.I see dead peoplemb111300 day bang! you get hiveslindbergh00
43.The DonsPrinceCharming00
44.The Final ReposeBeth Rhymes with Death00


Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002