Don Rickles has been played on 407 lists, including 25 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Worse than the first | TheOriginalDub | 4 | 23 |
| 2. | Dick Trickles | digginsjp | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | Opie's murder by Slingshot - Blinkin’s Mom | KudsKroakers | 3 | 25 |
| 4. | It's About Time | 5TH HORESMAN | 3 | 24 |
| 5. | Sen 2 | Mr Sen | 2 | 10 |
| 6. | Shits and Giggles | USER02609 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | Someone Will Die - Gates 2011 | Double0 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | thelma rice had her legs waxed | lindbergh | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Jocelyn's List | LessThanThree | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Walts list | SCSDRO | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Do the Mortal Coil Shuffle | jimdkc | 1 | 5 |
| 12. | Check Please!! | Sarcastic Bitch | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | !!!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADY 3 | Albrecht | 1 | 2 |
| 14. | a saunter of ostriches | lindbergh | 1 | 2 |
| 15. | Crudlist | hemightberob | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | 2011.1 | Altois | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | DOORNAILS | McPutt | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | FlamingoNut1 | FlamingoNut | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | God's Waiting Room | eym_sirius | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | List # 7 - I am a retard | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | List #6 - I do not selected them well | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | MAGGOT MANNA | fossilhead | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Not So Funny Now, Is It? | Dead Already? | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | OUT GO THE LIGHTS2 | Smoke Good Cigars | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Sen 3 | Mr Sen | 0 | 0 |
Americans love a winner. As a general rule, however, they are considerably less enamored with a 250-pound mass of lifeless flesh.
(d) September 22nd, 1999