Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 9 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ratty Threesticks | USER01430 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Do you know your dead? 3 | USER01652 | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | davesdead 1 | Die Now | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Only his undertaker knows for sure 2 | USER01652 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Please die, I'm poor 2 | USER00657 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Raven's Flock 4 | USER01006 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Reap 'Em & Weep 3 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Roger Gowiththrottleup 3 | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Sarky - Touch the Steel | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999