Don King has been played on 133 lists, including 22 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Big boner 3 | AndyPants | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Death Be Not Proud XIV | Timur | 4 | 29 |
| 3. | Alive and Kickin' (not) | The 7FOOTER | 4 | 28 |
| 4. | Death By Pinocle #4 | oregontrail | 4 | 25 |
| 5. | Deader than Disco | Longhorn | 4 | 23 |
| 6. | Dudley Deadright | Dead Person Specialist, E | 4 | 21 |
| 7. | WAH2023-DVH | USER02593 | 4 | 21 |
| 8. | RASTADAD | BURTMUSTINEER13 | 4 | 18 |
| 9. | Gold Medalist In The Underground Luge | McPutt | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | Terminal Joe 2 | Terminal Joe | 3 | 18 |
| 11. | Just Die Already | Poke the Bear | 3 | 16 |
| 12. | Terminal Joe 3 | Terminal Joe | 3 | 14 |
| 13. | Big boner 5 | AndyPants | 3 | 13 |
| 14. | The People Formerly Known As Alive | Dr Drunk | 2 | 19 |
| 15. | Victory AND Death 1 | Shams | 2 | 15 |
| 16. | ky knockoffs#2 | Kywildcatmike | 2 | 10 |
| 17. | Wohlert's rotting remains | onefunsob | 2 | 8 |
| 18. | Terminal Joe | Terminal Joe | 2 | 7 |
| 19. | Dying to Meet You | Bwildered | 1 | 10 |
| 20. | Maybe Less Missed | photosurrealism | 1 | 10 |
| 21. | Somewhere Over The Rainbow Bridge | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 10 |
| 22. | Crane Techs | BuildingMaintenance | 1 | 8 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002