Don King has been played on 111 lists, including 22 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Big boner 3 | AndyPants | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Death Be Not Proud XIV | Timur | 4 | 29 |
| 3. | Alive and Kickin' (not) | The 7FOOTER | 4 | 28 |
| 4. | Death By Pinocle #4 | oregontrail | 4 | 25 |
| 5. | Deader than Disco | Longhorn | 4 | 23 |
| 6. | Dudley Deadright | Dead Person Specialist, E | 4 | 21 |
| 7. | WAH2023-DVH | USER02593 | 4 | 21 |
| 8. | RASTADAD | BURTMUSTINEER13 | 4 | 18 |
| 9. | Gold Medalist In The Underground Luge | McPutt | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | Terminal Joe 2 | Terminal Joe | 3 | 18 |
| 11. | Just Die Already | Poke the Bear | 3 | 16 |
| 12. | Terminal Joe 3 | Terminal Joe | 3 | 14 |
| 13. | Big boner 5 | AndyPants | 3 | 13 |
| 14. | The People Formerly Known As Alive | Dr Drunk | 2 | 19 |
| 15. | Victory AND Death 1 | Shams | 2 | 15 |
| 16. | ky knockoffs#2 | Kywildcatmike | 2 | 10 |
| 17. | Wohlert's rotting remains | onefunsob | 2 | 8 |
| 18. | Terminal Joe | Terminal Joe | 2 | 7 |
| 19. | Dying to Meet You | Bwildered | 1 | 10 |
| 20. | Maybe Less Missed | photosurrealism | 1 | 10 |
| 21. | Somewhere Over The Rainbow Bridge | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 10 |
| 22. | Crane Techs | BuildingMaintenance | 1 | 8 |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002