Doc Severinsen has been played on 249 lists, including 29 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ig's Stiffs #2 | The Ig | 6 | 35 |
| 2. | Sad News from Hollywood | Bagger | 6 | 35 |
| 3. | Not Dead Yet '23 | shroom | 5 | 39 |
| 4. | Not Feeling Well | Bada Bing | 5 | 33 |
| 5. | Bugs and Bones 2 | Bugs and Bones | 5 | 22 |
| 6. | Crematery | nickyricardo | 4 | 32 |
| 7. | Vaxxed and Boosted 3 | NotComingDownForBreakfast | 4 | 26 |
| 8. | Past the Stands lll | HOOFBEATS | 4 | 25 |
| 9. | Gonna Die Now | TarotGuy | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | Joined the Choir Invisible 2 | splittertogo | 3 | 17 |
| 11. | Donne In! | splittertogo | 3 | 15 |
| 12. | oldphuxxx2023 | gatekeeperofvalhalla | 3 | 15 |
| 13. | Death be Not Proud 2 | splittertogo | 3 | 14 |
| 14. | Cemetery Girl 3 | Vera | 3 | 13 |
| 15. | Dead Skeleton | 1BCeltics | 2 | 19 |
| 16. | And in the end...everyone dies | Michenley | 2 | 14 |
| 17. | Worm Buffet | Nick ‘n Beth | 2 | 14 |
| 18. | odd & ends 1 | USER00562 | 2 | 13 |
| 19. | yougetsick | SirJacob | 2 | 9 |
| 20. | ahwee | SirJacob | 2 | 8 |
| 21. | Freebie One | Bunn's Bones To Be | 2 | 8 |
| 22. | Gone Mad | Big Bald Jon | 1 | 10 |
| 23. | I'm Dying to Win | SBUMP2 | 1 | 10 |
| 24. | Maybe Less Missed | photosurrealism | 1 | 10 |
| 25. | Smith IV | laptoplg | 1 | 10 |
| 26. | Past the Stands ll | HOOFBEATS | 1 | 5 |
| 27. | Rat Bastards 3 | Rat Bastard | 1 | 5 |
| 28. | Skunkhair2023 #2 | Skunkhair 2013 | 1 | 5 |
| 29. | Doctor of Death IV | the doctor of death | 1 | 4 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003