Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 8 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Star Dust - Bonnie Franklin & Her Flowerbed | Star Dust | 5 | 35 |
| 2. | Too Old to Last | Chris Goulart | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | FlamingoNut1 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 1 |
| 4. | Bobs and Dicks | shroom | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Bring out yer dead 2 | pooblemoo | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Doctor of Death--the Dicks | the doctor of death | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | MATTOID - The Dick List | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Survived by Mel Brooks | TrinettRae | 0 | 0 |
She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery
(d) January 30th, 2013