Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 8 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Star Dust - Bonnie Franklin & Her Flowerbed | Star Dust | 5 | 35 |
| 2. | Too Old to Last | Chris Goulart | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | FlamingoNut1 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 1 |
| 4. | Bobs and Dicks | shroom | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Bring out yer dead 2 | pooblemoo | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Doctor of Death--the Dicks | the doctor of death | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | MATTOID - The Dick List | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Survived by Mel Brooks | TrinettRae | 0 | 0 |
He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.
(d) February 27th, 2013