Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 12 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | -np- | alan smithee | 5 | 35 |
| 2. | -ty- | alan smithee | 5 | 31 |
| 3. | -wd- | alan smithee | 4 | 30 |
| 4. | fuck you, zelda rubinstein | USER02524 | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | the immortal pauly shore | USER02524 | 2 | 16 |
| 6. | tits up | alex vincent | 2 | 13 |
| 7. | And Now Your Dead | KooterVP | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | For whom the bells toll | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 10 |
| 9. | Home to Hades | bjaskols | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | MATTOID - Tutti Fruity, Die Soon, Please | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | NJM Green Mile Wild Card | NJMCW | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Zombie Jesus Rules! | Tjotjog | 0 | 0 |
The former lead singer for the Clovers has expired, and despite his claims to the contrary, we suspect that considerably more than one mint julep was the cause of it all.
(d) November 5th, 2002