Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 12 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | -np- | alan smithee | 5 | 35 |
| 2. | -ty- | alan smithee | 5 | 31 |
| 3. | -wd- | alan smithee | 4 | 30 |
| 4. | fuck you, zelda rubinstein | USER02524 | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | the immortal pauly shore | USER02524 | 2 | 16 |
| 6. | tits up | alex vincent | 2 | 13 |
| 7. | And Now Your Dead | KooterVP | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | For whom the bells toll | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 10 |
| 9. | Home to Hades | bjaskols | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | MATTOID - Tutti Fruity, Die Soon, Please | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | NJM Green Mile Wild Card | NJMCW | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Zombie Jesus Rules! | Tjotjog | 0 | 0 |
Winner of the 1973 Nobel Prize for Economic Science, he was known to his friends as "Stinker."
(d) February 5th, 1999