Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 6 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DGD - Oooo, That Smell | DGD | 2 | 13 |
| 2. | Ira | USER00750 | 2 | 7 |
| 3. | Susie's Deadbeats | Susie Sicko | 2 | 6 |
| 4. | Doc & DJ--Would Lazarus Have Counted? | Doc & DJ | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | MATTOID - List Two | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | MATTOID - The Dick List | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
Dear Abby,
I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE
Dear Betrayed -
I'm dead.
(d) January 16th, 2013