Dick Cheney has been played on 954 lists, including 8 lists in The Tony Canadeo Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Clean Sheets and Morphine2 | die4metoday | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | PleaseDieNeedMoney | Destinyman | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Somebody Will Be Depressed if Lee MacP Doesn't Die | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 7 |
| 4. | The Dirt Nap 2012 | DirtNap22 | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | CheneysNewHeartWillFail | Destinyman | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | Clean Sheets and Morphine | die4metoday | 1 | 3 |
| 7. | Below ME | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | IHOPisTASTY | Destinyman | 0 | 0 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000