Dick Cheney has been played on 954 lists, including 8 lists in The Tony Canadeo Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Clean Sheets and Morphine2 | die4metoday | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | PleaseDieNeedMoney | Destinyman | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Somebody Will Be Depressed if Lee MacP Doesn't Die | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 7 |
| 4. | The Dirt Nap 2012 | DirtNap22 | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | CheneysNewHeartWillFail | Destinyman | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | Clean Sheets and Morphine | die4metoday | 1 | 3 |
| 7. | Below ME | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | IHOPisTASTY | Destinyman | 0 | 0 |
Proceeds from this year's Invitational will be put toward an all-expense paid skiing vacation for Senator Jesse Helms.
(d) January 3rd, 1998