David Brinkley has been played on 169 lists, including 17 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ferryman Rx | USER00438 | 1 | 5 |
| 2. | Contookie | USER00579 | 1 | 4 |
| 3. | Bullfrog | USER00177 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Cold Devil 3 | USER00495 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Da Baers 2 | USER00502 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Dead Dave's Undead Uncle | USER00587 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Death Anus 274 | USER00549 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Ice X, Jr. | USER00367 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | JJJ | USER00606 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | maggie lamb | USER00527 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Magnus ver Magnusson | USER00543 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Reap 'Em & Weep 1 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Scumdefender 3 | laptoplg | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Spindy | USER00293 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | The Ghost of Richard Nixon | USER00416 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | totalZpackage 3 | USER00370 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Wednesday 3 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002