Bashar al-Assad has been played on 127 lists, including 7 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Deadmaster - Kandi | deadmaster | 4 | 27 |
| 2. | I Want Six Points! | Sufferosis | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Only the good die | memorialparkranger | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | JTT1 | jttarbell | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | The Dead-End Kidzzzz 1 | Back to the Dead Life | 1 | 7 |
| 6. | You are dead to me, too | monoglot | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | !!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE 2 | Albrecht | 0 | 0 |
America's favorite old lady has fallen and failed to get up for the last time.
(d) July 31st, 1997