Barack Obama has been played on 48 lists, including 9 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Jon 1Jon00060417
2.The Amazing KreskinUSER02428318
3.BONKMEISTER TWOBONKMEISTER314
4.Will Chill 3equestzim7213
5.September MournRadler19
6.Northern Reaper Bored Againnorthern reaper12
7.Anyone die today? #3Archangel11
8.Crock of Pelosi 2010 List #3Crock of Pelosi00
9.La Muerte Politically IncorrectLaMuerte00
 

 

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Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021