Art Linkletter has been played on 996 lists, including 8 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Christopher Reeve - Mr. Bochabaloo for President | USER02798 | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | Putnam's Changing the complexion of the game | USER02767 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Putnam's Cream in your eye | USER02767 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Putnam's Dogs off the table | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Christopher Reeve - The Land of Fruits and Nuts | USER02798 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Dr. Huggy | USER00975 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Wild John's Root Repast | USER03411 | 1 | 5 |
| 8. | Dust Mite 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000