Artie Lange has been played on 168 lists, including 8 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Doc & DJ--You Win, Dick Clark...We Stopped Playing You | Doc & DJ | 5 | 40 |
| 2. | Celebrity Zombie Apocalypse | msastria | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Jack-boot Voodoos | Vadnelly Voodoos | 2 | 10 |
| 4. | Roll them bones | Chris Boland | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Joe Bacon's 2012 Dirt Nappers #2 | Chancellor D'Exchecker | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Corpses of Fame 2: Electric Boogaloo | culwin | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | DXRob III | DX Rob | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Buh-Bye 2 | FireMutt35 | 1 | 2 |
Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.
(d) October 12th, 1997