Annette Funicello has been played on 1645 lists, including 18 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Circling The Drain 3 | USER00671 | 3 | 25 |
| 2. | Late Slot | USER02737 | 3 | 23 |
| 3. | Baron von Deathhausen | USER00004 | 2 | 9 |
| 4. | TOAST PROS 1 | USER00245 | 2 | 9 |
| 5. | TOAST PROS 3 | USER00245 | 2 | 8 |
| 6. | Cool Ghouls 3 | USER00654 | 2 | 7 |
| 7. | Pepster 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | Half-Fast | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | ChaWaSa 1 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Dog Boy | USER00672 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 3 | USER00652 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | ILOVETHEDEAD 1 | USER00070 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Jeff Howell | USER00647 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Pete's Floppy Socks | USER00672 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Robster 1 | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Robster 2 | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Toe Tag Tommy | USER00661 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Tsuga's Leftovers | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998