Andy Rooney has been played on 312 lists, including 2 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Renee8USER0065100
2.snarko's wish listUSER0096500
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.

(d) November 15th, 2018