Andy Rooney has been played on 312 lists, including 16 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The salmon mousse | USER02392 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Northern Reaper Select Picks | northern reaper | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | dead blunts 2 | bogart | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Northern Reaper The Detroit Years | northern reaper | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Dursty's Dead Guys | USER02336 | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | Happy Stiff In Phoenix 3 | USER02204 | 2 | 13 |
| 7. | Soul Hunters | Hunterbeer | 2 | 13 |
| 8. | Up with People | USER02414 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | dead for sure | USER02383 | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | I can't get a pulse | Cash From Cancer | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | One Bullet Left | Pozzo | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Death Roster | USER02356 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Dr. Who - Oral Ministrations | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | first list | USER02413 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Forest Lawn Intramural | USER01895 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Lady Die's Doomed Roster | Lady Die | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999