Alan Greenspan has been played on 468 lists, including 15 lists in The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Of Corpse your Dead 4 | Shoeguy | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Rock N Roll Me 'Til I'm Dead | Trav | 5 | 28 |
| 3. | Mashiki Massacre | 1BCeltics | 5 | 25 |
| 4. | My liver can't handle Trump much longer!! | Joker | 4 | 28 |
| 5. | Dying To Be Famous | dannykel | 4 | 24 |
| 6. | Wild Guess | Ded Yet?? | 3 | 14 |
| 7. | Teddiebehr20202 | Teddiebehr27 | 2 | 18 |
| 8. | Of Corpse your Dead 6 | Shoeguy | 2 | 14 |
| 9. | PermutationNumberThree | SirJacob | 2 | 13 |
| 10. | Whoknows? | Blunt420 | 2 | 8 |
| 11. | Politicos: Gotta Hate 'em | Roquefort | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Aardvark4 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | PermutationNumberTwo | SirJacob | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Fistin' the Night Away | Altois | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | Jims First timers | Bunn's Bones To Be | 0 | 0 |
When Gidget used to squeal "Daddy'll just die!" she didn't know how right she was. He just died.
(d) February 11th, 1997