Alan Alda has been played on 169 lists, including 17 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.A Tisket, A CasketDed Yet??432
2.Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em OutDr Drunk325
3.JMD - Dirt Nap DecathlonMr Wonderful322
4.Skunkhair 2023 #1Skunkhair 2013322
5.Kiss of Deathrhook913319
6.TG 2023 StiffsTaz90318
7.Leftovers TWOBunn's Bones To Be315
8.The Woke Mobcalickizzle218
9.Backup plansureiscoldinhere210
10.Movin on up to the skyChris Goulart110
11.No Hippies AllowedNo Hippies110
12.If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hairJleetz18
13.Do It and Decrease the Surplus PopulationTwisted Freak15
14.Old fat and dumbChris Goulart15
15.Death Comes RippingDr Drunk14
16.Croak and DaggerCPRandAED00
17.Dying to get OUTChris Goulart00
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998