Alan Alda has been played on 188 lists, including 17 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | A Tisket, A Casket | Ded Yet?? | 4 | 32 |
| 2. | Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em Out | Dr Drunk | 3 | 25 |
| 3. | JMD - Dirt Nap Decathlon | Mr Wonderful | 3 | 22 |
| 4. | Skunkhair 2023 #1 | Skunkhair 2013 | 3 | 22 |
| 5. | Kiss of Death | rhook913 | 3 | 19 |
| 6. | TG 2023 Stiffs | Taz90 | 3 | 18 |
| 7. | Leftovers TWO | Bunn's Bones To Be | 3 | 15 |
| 8. | The Woke Mob | calickizzle | 2 | 18 |
| 9. | Backup plan | sureiscoldinhere | 2 | 10 |
| 10. | Movin on up to the sky | Chris Goulart | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | No Hippies Allowed | No Hippies | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair | Jleetz | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Do It and Decrease the Surplus Population | Twisted Freak | 1 | 5 |
| 14. | Old fat and dumb | Chris Goulart | 1 | 5 |
| 15. | Death Comes Ripping | Dr Drunk | 1 | 4 |
| 16. | Croak and Dagger | CPRandAED | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Dying to get OUT | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.
(d) December 9th, 1998