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This list was submitted by Zombie Dirt Rider on Monday, December 28th, 2015 at 1:54 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
8Kirk DouglasAlive101
7Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
6George H.W. BushAlive94
5Herman WoukAlive103
4Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
3Betty WhiteAlive96
2Stan LeeAlive95
1Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014