HERNIATED MAILMAN

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This list was submitted by USER02269 on Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 8:18 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
9Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
8Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
7Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
6Don Knotts February 24th, 200681
5Shelley Winters January 14th, 200685
4Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
3Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1Mary TraversSeptember 16th, 200972
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.

(d) December 6th, 2000