Okay, look: We get it. Sometimes you are simply too retarded or lazy to read the tons of information here explaining how everything works. It happens to everybody every now and then. Well. Not us, of course. But people like you, yeah. So we've created this handy form that you can use to send us messages.
Why did we make a form? Because if we put our email addresses on the worldwide information superhighway we'll just get a shitpile of spam from our idiot friends in Nigeria or you. Whatever.
So, first pick your option so we know what to do with your message: