This list was submitted by USER00146 on Monday, December 23rd, 2002 at 6:24 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997