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This list was submitted by robbo on Wednesday, December 18th, 2002 at 8:38 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pete SeegerJanuary 27th, 201494
9Tony CurtisSeptember 29th, 201085
8Hank Ballard March 2nd, 200375
7Buddy GuyAlive?
6Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
5Peter MaxAlive?
4Little MiltonAugust 4th, 200570
3Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
2Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
1Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021