This list was submitted by robbo on Wednesday, December 18th, 2002 at 8:38 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pete Seeger | January 27th, 2014 | 94 |
9 | Tony Curtis | September 29th, 2010 | 85 |
8 | Hank Ballard | March 2nd, 2003 | 75 |
7 | Buddy Guy | Alive | ? |
6 | Larry Hagman | November 23rd, 2012 | 81 |
5 | Peter Max | Alive | ? |
4 | Little Milton | August 4th, 2005 | 70 |
3 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
2 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
1 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
8 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021