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Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Johnny Longden	February 14th, 2003	96
9	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
8	Sheb Wooley	September 16th, 2003	82
7	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
6	Ravi Shankar	December 11th, 2012	92
5	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
4	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
3	William Manchester	June 1st, 2004	82
2	Joe Eszterhas	Alive	?
1	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
10 points		1 hit

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999