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This list was submitted by USER03165 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Robert UrichApril 16th, 200255
7Roy Rogers July 6th, 199886
6Robert Young July 21st, 1998?
5Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
4Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
3Pol Pot April 15th, 199872
2Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
1James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
21 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021