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This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Sunday, September 29th, 2002 at 12:51 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Elia KazanSeptember 28th, 200394
9Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
8Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
7Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Floyd PattersonMay 11th, 200671
4Sammy BaughDecember 17th, 200894
3Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
2William ManchesterJune 1st, 200482
1Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
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Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021