This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Sunday, September 29th, 2002 at 12:51 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 9 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 8 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
| 7 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 | Floyd Patterson | May 11th, 2006 | 71 |
| 4 | Sammy Baugh | December 17th, 2008 | 94 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
| 1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998