This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Sunday, September 29th, 2002 at 12:51 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
9 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
8 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
7 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Floyd Patterson | May 11th, 2006 | 71 |
4 | Sammy Baugh | December 17th, 2008 | 94 |
3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
2 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021