This list was submitted by cape cadaver on Thursday, September 26th, 2002 at 12:46 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Max Schmeling||February 2nd, 2005||99|
|9||Al Lopez||October 30th, 2005||97|
|8||Dolores Hope||September 19th, 2011||102|
|7||Charlton Heston||April 5th, 2008||84|
|6||Jerry Lewis||August 20th, 2017||91|
|5||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|4||Johnny Longden||February 14th, 2003||96|
|3||Phil Rizzuto||August 13th, 2007||89|
|2||Jack Klugman||December 24th, 2012||90|
|1||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|4 points||1 hit|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998