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This list was submitted by cape cadaver on Thursday, September 26th, 2002 at 12:46 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
9Al LopezOctober 30th, 200597
8Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
7Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
4Johnny Longden February 14th, 200396
3Phil RizzutoAugust 13th, 200789
2Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
1Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4 points 1 hit 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998