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This list was submitted by USER03096 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy WilderMarch 27th, 200295
9Hedy LamarrJanuary 19th, 200086
8Ingmar BergmanJuly 30th, 200789
7Coretta KingJanuary 30th, 200678
6Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
5Robert Young July 21st, 1998?
4Ellen CorbyApril 14th, 1999?
3Richard DreyfussAlive77
2Terry Sanford April 18th, 199880
1James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
8 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021