This list was submitted by USER03724 on Thursday, January 10th, 2002 at 11:52 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
9 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
8 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
7 | Hans Bethe | March 6th, 2005 | 98 |
6 | John Galbraith | April 29th, 2006 | 97 |
5 | Milton Friedman | November 16th, 2006 | 94 |
4 | Arthur Miller | February 10th, 2005 | 89 |
3 | William Proxmire | December 15th, 2005 | 90 |
2 | Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | August 3rd, 2008 | 89 |
1 | John Nash | May 23rd, 2015 | 86 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999