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This list was submitted by USER03724 on Thursday, January 10th, 2002 at 11:52 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
9Al HirschfeldJanuary 20th, 200399
8George KennanMarch 17th, 2005101
7Hans BetheMarch 6th, 200598
6John GalbraithApril 29th, 200697
5Milton FriedmanNovember 16th, 200694
4Arthur MillerFebruary 10th, 200589
3William ProxmireDecember 15th, 200590
2Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
1John NashMay 23rd, 201586
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999