This list was submitted by USER03692 on Thursday, January 10th, 2002 at 3:36 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
8 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
7 | Sandra Dee | February 20th, 2005 | 62 |
6 | Peggy Lee | January 21st, 2002 | 81 |
5 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
2 | Robert Gillaume | October 24th, 2017 | 89 |
1 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
20 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021