This list was submitted by RD02 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 3:14 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||John Gotti||June 10th, 2002||?|
|9||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|8||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|7||Rosa Parks||October 24th, 2005||92|
|6||Marlon Brando||July 2nd, 2004||80|
|5||Madame Chiang Kai-Shek||October 23rd, 2003||106|
|4||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|3||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|2||Johnny Cash||September 12th, 2003||71|
|1||Bob Hayes||September 18th, 2002||59|
|11 points||2 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998