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This list was submitted by RD02 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 3:14 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
7Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
6Marlon BrandoJuly 2nd, 200480
5Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
4Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
3Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
2Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
1Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998