The Pervez Musharraf All-Stars

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This list was submitted by USER01483 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 9:07 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
9Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
3Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
2Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
1Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002