This list was submitted by USER02998 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
| 9 | Dave Navarro | Alive | 59 |
| 8 | Eddie Robinson | April 3rd, 2007 | 88 |
| 7 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 5 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 4 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999