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This list was submitted by USER02998 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
9Dave NavarroAlive59
8Eddie RobinsonApril 3rd, 200788
7Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
4Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
3Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
2Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
1Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999