This list was submitted by Wednesday on Sunday, December 30th, 2001 at 10:58 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 8 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 7 | Princess Margaret | February 9th, 2002 | 71 |
| 6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 5 | Peggy Lee | January 21st, 2002 | 81 |
| 4 | Marlon Brando | July 2nd, 2004 | 80 |
| 3 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 2 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
| 1 | Saul Bellow | April 5th, 2005 | 89 |
| 12 points | 2 hits |
He tried out ranch hand, surveyor, railroad worker, lumberjack, rodeo cowboy, stuntman, and radio disk jockey before he landed on poetry. We can't figure out if he did it FOR the girls or because he HATED girls.
(d) January 29th, 2015