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This list was submitted by DONT GET WELL on Friday, December 28th, 2001 at 2:56 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gloria AllredAlive?
9Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
8Bob UeckerJanuary 16th, 202589
7Art CarneyNovember 9th, 200385
6Gordon JumpSeptember 22nd, 200371
5Robert WagnerAlive96
4Clint EastwoodAlive95
3Jack PaarJanuary 27th, 200485
2Buddy HackettJune 30th, 200378
1Van JohnsonDecember 12th, 200892
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014