The Total Packages Tombstones

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Madame Chiang Kai-Shek	October 23rd, 2003	106
8	Dudley Moore	March 27th, 2002	66
7	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
6	Ted Williams	July 5th, 2002	?
5	Bob Hayes	September 18th, 2002	59
4	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
3	Max Schmeling	February 2nd, 2005	99
2	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
1	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
21 points		4 hits

Points

Celebrity

Date of Death

Age

Bob Hope

July 27th, 2003

100

Madame Chiang Kai-Shek

October 23rd, 2003

106

Dudley Moore

March 27th, 2002

King Sihanouk

October 14th, 2012

Ted Williams

July 5th, 2002

Bob Hayes

September 18th, 2002

Strom Thurmond

June 26th, 2003

100

Max Schmeling

February 2nd, 2005

John Gotti

June 10th, 2002

Richard Pryor

December 10th, 2005

21 points

4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999