Bring Out Your Dead. But I'm Not Dead Yet!!

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This list was submitted by Knockin on Heavens Door on Thursday, December 20th, 2001 at 6:01 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
5Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
4Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
3Rodney DangerfieldOctober 5th, 200482
2Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
1Ted KoppelAlive86
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.

(d) December 17th, 1998