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This list was submitted by USER02827 on Wednesday, September 26th, 2001 at 7:25 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
9George Harrison November 29th, 200158
8Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
7Freddy FenderOctober 14th, 200669
6Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
5Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
4Ryan O'NealDecember 8th, 202382
3Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
2Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
1Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999