Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by USER03627 on Monday, September 3rd, 2001 at 8:45 AM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
9Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6George Harrison November 29th, 200158
5Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
4Ralph EdwardsNovember 16th, 200592
3Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
2Dick GregoryAugust 19th, 201784
1Sally StruthersAlive?
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999