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This list was submitted by USER00165 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 5:11 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
8Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
7Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
6Art CarneyNovember 9th, 200385
5Foster Brooks December 20th, 200189
4Johnny CarsonJanuary 23rd, 200579
3Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
2Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
1Ruth BuzziAlive?
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021