This list was submitted by USER00165 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 5:11 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
7 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
6 | Art Carney | November 9th, 2003 | 85 |
5 | Foster Brooks | December 20th, 2001 | 89 |
4 | Johnny Carson | January 23rd, 2005 | 79 |
3 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
2 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
1 | Ruth Buzzi | Alive | ? |
5 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021