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This list was submitted by USER02869 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
9Keith RichardsAlive81
8Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
5Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
4Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
3Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
2Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
1Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998