This list was submitted by USER00146 on Monday, August 13th, 2001 at 2:57 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | George Harrison | November 29th, 2001 | 58 |
| 7 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 6 | Lloyd Bentsen | May 23rd, 2006 | 77 |
| 5 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 2 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 1 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
| 8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998