|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Hosni Mubarak||February 25th, 2020||91|
|9||Richard Pryor||December 10th, 2005||65|
|8||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|7||Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon||March 30th, 2002||94|
|6||Katharine Hepburn||June 29th, 2003||96|
|5||Boris Yeltsin||April 23rd, 2007||76|
|4||James Earl Ray||April 23rd, 1998||70|
|3||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|2||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|1||Frank Sinatra||May 14th, 1998||82|
|5 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003