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This list was submitted by USER02845 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
6Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
5Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
4James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
3Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
2Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
1Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003