This list was submitted by USER02689 on Wednesday, March 14th, 2001 at 1:20 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Timothy McVeigh | June 11th, 2001 | ? |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Maureen Reagan | August 8th, 2001 | ? |
| 7 | Mimi Farina | July 18th, 2001 | ? |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 4 | Dave McNally | December 1st, 2002 | ? |
| 3 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
| 2 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 1 | Maximilian Schell | February 1st, 2014 | 83 |
| 25 points | 3 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003