This list was submitted by USER02714 on Friday, March 9th, 2001 at 3:10 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 6 | Gregory Peck | June 12th, 2003 | 87 |
| 5 | Brother Theodore | April 5th, 2001 | ? |
| 4 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 3 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 1 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 points | 1 hit | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021