Hedley Lamarr — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Timothy McVeigh	June 11th, 2001	?
9	Madame Chiang Kai-Shek	October 23rd, 2003	106
8	Elisabeth Kubler-Ross	August 24th, 2004	78
7	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
6	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
5	Dudley Moore	March 27th, 2002	66
4	Not Famous
3	Karen Duffy	Alive	?
2	Augusto Pinochet	December 10th, 2006	91
1	Al Hirschfeld	January 20th, 2003	99
10 points		1 hit

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999