This list was submitted by USER02815 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 3:25 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
9 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
8 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
7 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
6 | Byron Nelson | September 26th, 2006 | 94 |
5 | Not Famous | ||
4 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
3 | Althea Gibson | September 28th, 2003 | 76 |
2 | Robert Downey, Jr. | Alive | ? |
1 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
4 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021