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This list was submitted by USER02815 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 3:25 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
9Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
8Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
5Not Famous 
4Anne Lindbergh February 7th, 200194
3Althea GibsonSeptember 28th, 200376
2Robert Downey, Jr.Alive?
1Michael J. FoxAlive64
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021